toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
fries
do you ever look back at your mistakes
mickaylacryingalonewithgamzee:
terezi
no
yes omg always reblog
things my grandchildren are going to hear me say
- yo
- lil nigga
- chicken nugger
- swiggity swag what’s in the bag
- bitch i might be
- holla holla get dolla
- swaggy
- bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
- ding dong that is wrong
things i never wanted my grandchildren to hear me say
- yo
- lil nigga
- chicken nugger
- swiggity swag what’s in the bag
- bitch i might be
- holla holla get dolla
- swaggy
- bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
- ding dong that is wrong
240p for real Men! Check out http://for10hours.com/he-man-heyeayea-song-10-hours/ for more 10 hour videos!The challenge has been accepted.
I’m 20 mins in
53 mins.
She’s soo fucking real
does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
Im going now
But i promise not far
Im still living
Im just living with a different heartbeat
A heartbeat that has more importance to me than my own
But you’ll remember me
You’ll remember me in the same ways you always have
In the rain that dampens your hair
In the ocean waves lapping at the shore
The way the land frosts over in the winter
Or an icicle that melts in the spring
You’ll remember me
And i’ll always remember you
this gif is my fucking favorite thing in the world, the way Misha turns around expecting a normal sized human
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

nm you?

I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
i’m playing off and i’m so high and it’s fucked up guys what am i doing
you’re welcome ilu
My name is Caitie. I'm a Scorpio. Eighteen years old. Also ridiculously awesome. That's about it. *ollies outie*
Me.