cybergirlfriend:

wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch

Who is hoarding these pandas
I’m pretty sure it’s illegal

shorturl:

“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time

ejacutastic:

the chrysalis form of an olympic swimmer

dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

• babe
• baby
• sweetie
• cutie pie
• darling
• honey

unacceptable pet names:

• boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
• cthulu 
• sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
• Leslie
• floor
• 2% milk
• Ella Fitzgerald

I think the words unacceptable and acceptable were mixed up js

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i told my dad that my senior quote was going to be “of course we cute we black” but he just shook his head and said no

thatsmoderatelyraven:

its 2012 why cant i drive my bed to the kitchen to get a snack

who did this

(via canadumb, wishyouwereabeer)

idonthaveanyideawhatablogis:

minmo:

t1nk:

It funny how parents can be rude to their children and give them the silent treatment but the children can not do the same.

We’ve been raised by Hippocrates.

“go to your room you little dick”

h0odrich:

i just smoked crack

that’s good