shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

bigasseyesfullawonder:

things my grandchildren are going to hear me say

  • yo
  • lil nigga
  • chicken nugger
  • swiggity swag what’s in the bag
  • bitch i might be
  • holla holla get dolla
  • swaggy
  • bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
  • ding dong that is wrong

things i never wanted my grandchildren to hear me say

  • yo
  • lil nigga
  • chicken nugger
  • swiggity swag what’s in the bag
  • bitch i might be
  • holla holla get dolla
  • swaggy
  • bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
  • ding dong that is wrong

fagg-doll:

fagg-doll:

fagg-doll:

The challenge has been accepted. 

I’m 20 mins in

53 mins.

mind-delineation:

She’s soo fucking real

thiefkingbeyonce:

crockercorp:

does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this

image

my-sweet-insane-asylum:

Im going now
But i promise not far
Im still living
Im just living with a different heartbeat
A heartbeat that has more importance to me than my own
But you’ll remember me
You’ll remember me in the same ways you always have
In the rain that dampens your hair
In the ocean waves lapping at the shore
The way the land frosts over in the winter
Or an icicle that melts in the spring
You’ll remember me
And i’ll always remember you

mishacockins:

this gif is my fucking favorite thing in the world, the way Misha turns around expecting a normal sized human

image

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

countryboy979: Hey what's up

nm you?


I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT

i’m playing off and i’m so high and it’s fucked up guys what am i doing

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